Saturday, March 29, 2008

The Secret Language of Crazy Eddie

Many people remember the electronics chain of the 1970s and 80s called "Crazy Eddie's." I worked in the Paramus store from 1980-1981. Did you know that the employees had a secret little language all their own? It was a mixture of Arabic (Syrian), Yiddish and occasionally pig-latin. Here's a list of all the terms as best as I could recall.
  • abeed - a black person
  • abo - derierre, Butt
  • azab - someone just looking; lazy
  • bagel - the service contract or SC.
  • baha - commission
  • BC - be quiet
  • biz - breasts
  • bubcause - be quiet; shut up
  • c-line - book price or wholesale price
  • check line
  • dib - idiot
  • DU - give something away for free
  • drop line - lower the price to the customer
  • fee - in stock
  • g - a girl, woman
  • hattie - truck
  • hudda - sh*t
  • husho - shoplifter, thief
  • jedge - dickhead, asshole. (literally a male sex organ)
  • JJ - (see jedge)
  • JO - jerk off (verb or noun)
  • Kelso = Eddie Antar (the owner)
  • kish - throw it out
  • kished - fired
  • lot - twice the c-line
  • lot 6 - a gay person
  • lot 8 - crazy person
  • lunch - putting a customer returned product back together in the box so it looked new, and then could be resold as new
  • maf - out of stock
  • make the bear - make the sale
  • minoosh - a hot female
  • N.A.D. - "nab at door" or "nail at door" (no one left the store without another sales person trying to close the deal)
  • nahas - bad luck
  • neek - f**k (as in the verb)
  • nehdi - Syrian word or slang for cash or currency
  • NG - no good 
  • nish - low life
  • reep - returned goods; return to manufacturer (short for "repackage")
  • saf or saffo - cheat, outfox, overcharge
  • safie bayer - raise the price, sucker.
  • SC - the service contract.
  • shamble him - tell him off or mock him
  • shoof - to look at.
  • sketch - to lie about a product or situation; to trick a customer
  • sowee the G - pick up a girl
  • spiff - a product to push that had an additional payout to the salesman if sold at full price.
  • S.W. - switch the customer to a different item to purchase
  • T.O. - turn customer over to another salesman (short for "turn over")
  • tesh - bathroom, toilet
  • yuk yuk - high profit sale
  • zab or zabba - a loser customer; a customer who was just looking and not buying
  • z-out - close out the cash register; reconcile the register with sales

2 comments:

SPACEPATROLMAN said...

the store was crooked they ran the car stereos on sale through junk speakers sold resealed records stuff off the floor with part missing defective returns Sevice Merchandise was better

Unknown said...

U got most of it right amazing job by the way i know 3 other eddie alumni to this day if we wanted to we could still have a full conversation without anyone else understanding the drift i was paramus class of 77 to 79 cheers